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I felt guilty for implementing plans that I didn’t even know why I agreed in the Nice Swing Bitch T-Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater first place. I’m a man there, just ask my friend Rachel Brunner from Spring Break 2016. I have an easy-to-approach face. It could be something of a roundness or an overly excited expression when I’m chatting, even though I’m a good listener. Every day, I am generally humble and an easy target. I famously answered weekend work emails, squealing cat calls, getting stuck in conversations with strangers for so long twenty minutes and maintaining toxic friendships that should have ended years ago. It only takes a global epidemic, a racial war and more to get me to give it up.
Last month, I went home for a week for work, uns notified anyone but my parents. Even on my regular short business trips home, I still meet a handful of people and I make appointments with them to get close to my town because I don’t have time to sit in a car in LA. Maybe I’ve got a little sickness in me. There was a heatwave when I got home to California. Technically, we’re still in quarantine. Protests for people identical to me are still taking place across the country. And most of all, I just recovered from being hit by a car. Yes, I was hit by a car in the Nice Swing Bitch T-Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater middle of an epidemic because a driver tried to cut me off… Maybe that’s my easy-to-get-close face.