2012, the world is about to end. Where is your father? If he is in the back ripping off your begonias to build an underground bunker, then this list is for you. First of all, you will have to prepare for a series of doomsday and natural disasters when the world ends, including – but not limited to – zombies. In the case of zombies, this book has your apocalypse daddy.
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He will need strong survival skills to survive the zombie apocalypse, and his ability to disinfect and grill dead zombie meat will also come in handy when your diet is exhausted. This isn’t just any drill, it’s a collision drill – which I think means it will easily cut through a corpse.
This is a boon to your doomsday dad as it is not only thinking forward but also practical in the meantime! He can use it to drill his bunker on Monday and then destroy the Proud Dad of A Couple Dumbasses Funny Fathers Day Gift T-Shirt zombies with it on Tuesday. This Coleman tent gets a lot of rave reviews, and when you’re struggling, that 60-second setup will be incredibly helpful.
Leave your siblings onshore and kayak out into the open ocean – you’ll be safe home and free from zombies in no time. And also be trapped on a lake surrounded by zombie depots and watching your family perish. But it’s still a pretty cool boat, hey.
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There are mermaid-themed pools, adorable water play centers, and an array of fun slides and built-in spray guns – sorry the Proud Dad of A Couple Dumbasses Funny Fathers Day Gift T-Shirt previous parents – and even a swimming pool splash for young children.